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Come on guys, you should’ve seen this coming. I mean, I’m Mandy - she’s Pam - the dress has an ahahahahamzing cleavage. First place. I mean, just uhm… try to look away. You just can’t. They’re like in your face. No wonder why my blog is full of Pam boobs, sorry I just can’t even. It’s a pervert-thing. They’re so not real, they can’t be. I refuse to accept that they’re real because then I’d be 110% sure Kristin owns all the perfection what the rest of the world’s population is lacking. No way, no natural rack could turn me, the ultimate whore and dick admirer into a shameless lesbian, sorry. Nice try Kristin, very fucking nice try but you can’t fool me. I shall sit here consumed with lust.
They’re so not real.
I think it’s a DD.
Wouldn’t it be awesome if I got paid for staring at Kristin/Pam boobs?
Like a second job.
I’d be a billionaire by now.
Do you think I could sue Kristin for messing with my head? I could call it mental abuse. Like she’s messing with my sexual orientation - by exisiting - and I’m still underage.
I could see her at court.
And then be like LOL Dropping the charges I just wanted to see you, okay now everyone can go home
My imagination is too vivid sometimes.