I really was just mumbling some shit, you know a Lannyster always pays his debts and shit… normally I’m not this horrible. Ugh.

I shall give you the permission to laugh.

• Your name and username
• Meaning of your url 
• Where you’re from

Pronounce the following words: 

Aunt, Roof, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Avenue, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Caught, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, Doorknob, Envelope, Drawing, Tomato, Often, Dog, February, Syrup, Leisure, About, Process, Status, Organization, Orange, Talk, Mobile, Idea, Dynasty, Renaissance, Patronize, Breakfast, Drawer, Horror, Herbs

• What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
• What is a bubbly carbonated drink called? 
• What do you call gym shoes? 
• What do you call your grandparents? 
• What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket? 
• What is the thing you change the TV channel with? 
• Do you think you have an accent? 
• Be a wizard or a vampire? 
• End Audio post by saying any three words you want.

I am such a horrible, awful person. I won’t even go on with the orgasm faces, that’d be just cruel.

No, seriously. I swear I adore this woman.