Da Krislex sims went on a vacation… Krissy was pretty much okay with sunbathing only whilst the Skars was really keen on building sandcastles and all.
Then he gave her a swedish massage (IF U KNO WHAT I MEAN) in… cold weather apparel (?) because obviously, that place really looks cold as fuck (?)
An AU wherein Eric and Pam are A++ talent 10/11 would bang stars of our time, working on a TV show with the most annoying hatechu chemistry off-and-on-screen and Pam’s actually a really sweet and amazing and awee supreme human being and Eric is actually just an adorable goofy giant and you have to bear the constant damn tension between them because Pam is married and you’re like OH WELL… WHAT EVEN.
This is all how I’d like to contribute to this day.
"Pam & Eric spiced up with a breathtaking Toxic cover and an original interpret of the lyrics (hopefully well) expressed in the video. At least two hours of work and Sony Vegas had some issues with the footage so it came out wanky with full of glitches. Nevertheless I thought somehow it suited the style sooooooo…"
I’m in the middle of my V-Day Paric video and
remember that time Alex was so okay with forehead kissing Krissy that he put his sweet jesus face on
skars u didnt even try
i CANT BRETEHEE
THERS A RANDOM SONG LYRICS GENERATOR AND I MADE A VALENTINE’S DAY POEM I PUT LADY KRISSY BAUER AND SET ALL THE OTHER OPTIONS VIA SUGGEST LIKE TOTALLY RANDOM AND HOLY SHIIIET HERES ALEXS LOVE POEM ENJOY
Our Jolly Turnip Love
- A Valentine’s Song For Krissy
by Alexander Skarsgard
This one’s for you Lady Bauer!
My love for you is like the most jolly turnip,
Your face reminds me of pretty monkeys,
Together, we are like ham and pepper.
Oh darling Krissy,
My jolly turnip,
My pretty carrot,
The perfect companion to my ham soul.
Strawberries are red,
Smurfs are blue,
I like the moon reflecting off water,
But not as much as I love skipping with you!
Oh darling Krissy,
Your feet are like fragrant butterflies on a spring day,
You’re like the most tall princess to ever walk Brazil.
Your pretty face,
Your pepper soul,
Your fragrant feet,
Your tall princess being…
How could I look at another when our jolly turnip love is so strong?
Be my valentine Lady Bauer!
The best part of Roma Fiction Fest was Valentina’s spectrum of facial expressions at the Krislex