Today I’m embracing my inner Cosima
LOL jk. I don’t see why is my face important but A) I’m fucking gorgeous and B) I’m a huge narcissist so yeah why the fuck not
Here have a GIF of me
Or a pic with my dog
Or my fab facemask
Or my cat woman mask
Or my moustache
Or my 10/10 would bang hair
FYEAH stay golden anon, I’m sure you’re swaggity swag perf just like me and the rest of the budiful souls outh thur.
My brother *facepalms* That’s it. That’s his life. That’s all he does. WTF.
I can also do this trick as well. Granted to creep the shit out of you. Actually, I’ve gotten better so I can almost make a 180 degrees turn. Ehehehe.
BFF furevuh. Four mothafucking years. Fuck. Yes.
"A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying: Damn, that was fun!”
I couldn’t care less if you don’t want this on your dash because it’s a personal post. This girl is the most important person for me, in the entire whole world. She is my everything. My best friend. Someone I can call in the middle of the night. 3 AM, sobbing, hoping for love and support. And I have. And she is and was there to give that to me. Works both ways. She is the one who makes me smile even when I feel like things couldn’t get worse. She is my best friend, and I’m damn proud of it.
THAT MEANS BECAUSE I’M NOT LIVING AT HOME ANYMORE AND BECAUSE SHE MADE MY LIFE A LIVING HELL ANYWAY SHE’LL BE GLAD TO SEE ME AND FEEL GUILTY AS EVER AND WE’RE GOING TO IKEA AND DECATHLON AND I GET FREE SHIT AND PROBABLY EAT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT JUNK FOOD
COLLEGE LIFE FUCK YEAH
Oh, yeah. And I’m going to have to spend hours with her. Fucking yay.
Okay, I take it back. She’s trying hard. It’s not her fault she’s Satan. She’s actually trying lately. I’ll have to be nice. OH SHIT SOMEONE HELP ME HOW AM I GOING TO BE NICE. And because she’s really trying to make things right I feel so bad when I see her because I can’t forgive her… Ugh.
I GUESS FREE IKEA STUFF WILL MAKE ME HAPPY AND THAT WILL HELP ME BE NICE. YES.
I’m so shallow.
LOL no I’m not that bitch earned my hate.